10. "Did you fall from Heaven? Because you look like an angel."
9. "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"
8. "I already have an STD... all I'm missing is U."
7. "Damn girl, is your name wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
6. "You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop."
5. "The more I drink, the prettier you get!"
4. "I know where they give out free drinks.. my house, wanna go?"
3. "Your shirt has to go, but you can stay!"
2. "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
1. and my all-time favorite.. "Wanna netflix and chill?"
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